zayn: let's tweet something short and sweet and to the point
harry: i should probably clear up that pussy incident but then delete it because management is a dick face
louis: i'm gonna be a complete badass and say words that nickelodeon would never approve of
niall: how about i go for the tumblr way of life and say words like 'oh my jesus christ' i'm sure the girls would approve
liam: let me just take the next fifty tweets to thank the fans because they're so amazing and i'm gonna get all emotional and tell them to never leave us because we need them.